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bernadineee:

gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account

(via euphemised)

horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via nosleeptilmanhattan)

nosleeptilmanhattan:

If someone is indecisive for 2 years about what he wants, and I decide I love them, but I’m over it, why does said person feel okay to chastising me about not wanting to be vulnerable with him?

Like I tried for 2 years you missed out.

hesitence:

when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship

(Source: psycologics, via muke5sass)

sinnersleadtheway:

In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts

(via lets-start-a-riot-)

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

(via afaceofwonder)

thereisnodistrict12-katniss:

Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.

(via muke5sass)

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

(via davidthadeer)

Cashier:That'll be $4.03
Me:I only have $4...
Cashier:That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:...........
Cashier:........
Me:what are we?

krypticalum:

but my question is:

how did they end up at a frat party 

(via muke5sass)

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